I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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