I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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