Sponge bath it is.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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