Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
