oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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