Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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