The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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