It's just like the Real World with babies
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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