Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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