If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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