I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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