Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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