Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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