You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
