And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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