This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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