It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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