I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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