I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
His nipple licking is glorious
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