He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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