she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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