He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Houston, we have a squirter
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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