Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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