She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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