As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Randomize
