Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I party with great urgency now.
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