After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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