How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Damn victory sex feels great
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