you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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