I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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