PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
never play flip cup with pint glasses
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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