epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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