The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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