Do vagina's smell?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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