Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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