handjob tips. give me some.
time to smoke my breakfast
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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