stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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