I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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