and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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