worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Come on in and take your pants off
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