shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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