Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
last night I used snow as a chaser
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