mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
