I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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