I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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