Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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