somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
