we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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