TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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