So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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