one might say we're banned from that church
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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