This is not my ceiling
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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