he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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