I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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