I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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